Jim Jaguar held a press conference today among the desert scrub and single highway road sign marking the border to Plainstown, Nevada where he announced plans to build a state of the art rest and relaxation resort for all Union members. "We've earned it," he said before throwing a ceremonial shovelful of sand over his shoulder. 

Frida Freedom, one of the original Union founders, is resting quietly in the New York City Hospital following a fainting episode at the dedication of the Alex Nova Memorial Library. A hospital spokesman says that Frida is expected to make a full recovery at the completion of physical therapy.